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January 14, 2015

Send In The Clowns (or, Welcome 84th Texas Legislature!) ²

And I Suppose You Think That's Funny?, Funny, Portfolio • Tags: 84th Texas Legislature, cupcake, cupcake amnesty, Je suis Charlie, Louisiana House of Representatives, Rep. Randy Weber, Sid Miller, sodomy

The opening gavel has hardly gone down but the 84^th Texas Legislature is already on its way to full-on ass-clown mode.

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