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November 20, 2016

Saturday in my ’04 village — complete with idiots 1

And I Suppose You Think That's Funny?, Portfolio • Tags: ATX, austin, bong, dogs, Jill Stein, pancakes, Snooze, village idiot

Yesterday morning, like most Saturday mornings, I walked to our neighborhood bakery. This is sort of a Saturday tradition. Bella and I get a walk, she gets a sausage kolache, and I get to check out what we fondly refer to as “our village.”

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