If happiness is a warm gun, plenty of Texans are ecstatic today 7

Happy 2016, everyone! The new year is upon us, bringing with it the promise of new things, the hope for a brighter tomorrow and, if you live in Texas, a better chance of getting your ass shot.



Send In The Clowns (or, Welcome 84th Texas Legislature!) 2

The opening gavel has hardly gone down but the 84th Texas Legislature is already on its way to full-on ass-clown mode.