Unless you’re a wildly successful blogger (or maybe Seth MacFarlane) and can work at home in your underwear, you go to an office every day. And if you’re like most office drones, you work in a cubicle (sometimes referred to as a “cube” or, more accurately, “sensory deprivation chamber”). More…
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Ever heard of Groomzilla? No – and there’s a reason for that 1
Everyone has heard the term “Bridezilla.” That’s a woman who tries to control every detail, major or minor, of her wedding ceremony and reception—sort of like Oprah Winfrey, only without all the goodwill and free stuff.
But have you ever noticed that there’s no male equivalent to Bridezilla? No Groomenstein? No Creature from Men’s Wearhouse? And do you know why that is? More…
Man Cave 101 5
Unless you’ve been living in an actual cave, you’ve probably heard the term “man cave” a lot over the past few years.
In case you have been living in an actual cave, here’s the deal: a man cave is a space set aside specifically for the testicularly-gifted of the household where he can pursue manly things – video games, televised sports, farting – without bothering the rest of the family. More…
A short (or brief) history of men’s underwear 7
If you’re like most people, studying history in school was crazy boring. All you ever heard about was kings and wars and snooze-inducing stuff like that. Seldom did you get to learn anything really interesting – like, how come we wear underwear, and where did it come from?
Baby, we were born to run 3
Mankind is amazing. Only our species could take a basic life skill — like running away from a saber-toothed tiger — and turn it into a competition: “Hey, Ugg – I bet you five rocks I can run to the volcano faster than you.”
Daylight Saving Time, or ‘One if by land, two if by sea’ 5
Every year, when we switch from Standard Time to Daylight Saving Time (DST), we change the time on our clocks by one hour. Or that’s the idea, anyway. What really happens is that we don’t, and then we walk around for a day or two half asleep and repeatedly checking our watches. More…